i cant promise ill never leave again this situation is p strained sorry
Anonymous

[Singing] Baby come back.

Dave still likes Dirk more than you.
Anonymous

Thanks. Because I wasn't aware of that already.

halbert benjamin strider whose boobs did you wake up in
Anonymous

Jane invited me over and we cuddled. She regards me with an air of distrust so I wouldn't worry about it.

(if those birds are still home when i come back im going to cook them so you better pray im gone for awhile more)
Anonymous

I WILL DEFEND THEM WITH MY LIFE.

sorry it wasnt my intention to leave like that its just important big people stuff idk when ill be back
Anonymous

Shakes fist. How dare my sugar daddy be rich and famous.

if you wanna suck my dick then stretch over here
Anonymous

Stretches. Don't leave for so long again, I miss you.

BTW DIRK AINT THE AUTHORITY FIGURE OF THE HOUSE I AM DIRK CAN S MY D
Anonymous

Why can't I suck your dick.

i bet youd like to see some pics well too bad youll have to wait your sorry ass and be a good boy meaning NO BUDGIES
Anonymous

DAVE, THEY ARE MY CHILDREN. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST BUDGIES. DIRK SAID IT WAS OK.

ill beat you up i swear im so ripped rn i mean a little bit but more than before
Anonymous

Okay, but do you have the abs of a god yet.

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